Molly Loves... "It better be over easy"

I had to take John Campbell's Pictures for Sad Children out of my RSS reader because, no matter how bad my day was, Mr. Campbell's was worse. (I do, you'll notice, have it in my link list over there in case you can stand heartbreaking satire more than one or twice a month.) As the author himself describes it, "It's like Dilbert, only there is more crying."

Only now, since he has started writing about porn his comics will be posted left and right on the sex blogs and his livejournal will be flooded with comments left by spanky-happy BDSM enthusiasts and vore loving porn addicts driven mad by pleasure. What are you waiting for? Get to it, minions!

Out of Context: Celebrity Tummy Shots

Photo nabbed from USA Today.

Technically, Angelina Jolie is pregnant, but I still think Jack Black is the cutest BHM ever. What's most amazing to me, however, is that both of them were willing to look "bad" for the newspapers and produced this amazing candid and fun portrait. When was the last time you saw a photo of a celebrity where they weren't elaborately coiffed and posed... or it wasn't a moment stolen by the paparazzi?

The accompanying article is equally adorable. 'Dustin Hoffman and Lucy Liu, who also supply voices for the film, are watching, so Black pushes out his gut to maximum effect, determined to best Jolie as they go bellybutton to bellybutton. "That'll make the front pages,' Hoffman says."

Out of Context: Kawaii Not

"'Cuz muffins don't have self-esteem issues", (and neither does Molly), I give you Kawaii Not: Cute Gone Bad

, a cheeky little site that features avocados, jars of mayonnaise, saltines and sausages cheerfully telling you all the horrible things they can do to you. Playing with your food can sometimes get dirty.