Reading Fleshbot, AVN and various other adult industry trade publications I've noticed that Muffin Tops are the new big trend in porn.
He then goes on to explain what a muffin top is, which I hardly need to do for you people.
The Fleshbot article in question has the kind of descriptions I never expected to see in "real" porn--i.e., the kind of details that would make an FA cream his pants:
In the fashion typical of director Jim Powers, stars Brooke Scott and Marlie True begin the movie by doing a ho-stroll down a crowded street in broad daylight until they are won over by a man offering them jumbo ice cream cones. Claudia Downs and Rucca Paige were also encouraged to buy jeans a couple sizes too small...
Muffin Tops are so in demand in the world of this film that Claudia Downs... is forbidden from going to the gym.
However, as you will see when you read the full article, my hopes to even slightly "legitimize" my fetish of choice are always dashed.
They also have an impressive gallery of nicely muffin'd chicks. Don't worry, I'll still be here when you get back.
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