Chat of the Week: How Americans Have Sex

I don't know what I wrote anymore, but my UK friend Cee found it pretty offensive.

Cee: Theres a diffrence between being sexy and tasteless, you know

Me: I never quite figured that line out, I suppose. Anyway, feederism is supposed to be messy. Sex is messy. Or maybe I am just a tasteless American chubby chick.

Cee: Yeah, you'd fuck a bald eagle burger on top of the stars and stripes.

Me: Wow.

Cee: With a baseball shoved in your asshole--

Me: um...

Cee: --underneath your gun rack whilst your sister watches. American dream. :)